- baby: m....m...m
- mom: mama? ma? mommy?
- baby: m...m...
- baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT
one time my uncle bought a tumbleweed so every time one of his students made a bad joke he could roll it across the classroom
i like people who r chill w platonic kissing
Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.